I didn't know this before but
It turns out chastity belts have spikes:
Man-made vagina dentata.
There's a slit down the centreĀ
For her to urinate through, and
It's smaller than I imagined - not a belt at all
But something like a metal pad.
The size of a man's palm.
I must have walked past a dozen times
Without realizing what it was.
There's a chastity beltĀ
In the local museum.
There's also a dead woman
But that's nothing new.
Dead women get everywhere.
And dead women
Never turn heads.
Speechless to truth